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06/29/2003: "Google Wack - Google plays dice with the search cosmos."

What similarities can you see by comparing Google Search and Quantum Theory? In the latter case Albert Einstein created the proverb "God does not play dice with the cosmos" - even though he was mistaken ;-) At the moment it's nearly the same with Googles search results, every day they rearrange their search results. Some sites are stable, others drop down from 5 to 500, several days later returning to third position. Or jeremy zawodny's blog, the former number one for the keyword search jeremy fell down some dozend places, his homepage went up to 6, than the blog page returned to pool position and the homepage fell down. Currently the blog is down to 77 and the homepage resides at 2. Strange, and that's no individual case. A lot of similar ups and downs, shuffling and resorting has happened over the last days and weeks. As you may have realized, all this razzle-dazzle does not improve the quality of Googles search results.
So if you have observed Googles search results over the last weeks you will either have been wacked out or you have moved from a deterministic to a more statistically philosophy. Let's name it Googles Quantum Theory, or in short GQT. All the strange behaviour of Googles search results will appear in another light if you interpret it as a kind of Quantum Theory. Quantum Physics tells us that it does not make sense to exactly localize a small particle, instead of that its positional distribution is used. If we transfer this theory into the Google Quantum Theory the whole search cosmos will look more convincing. The exact position does not matter any more, we only have to watch it on longer time intervals. For the future the question for your Google Ranking will not longer be answered by a simple ranking lookup, you will have to solve some Schroedinger Wave Equation in order to find the probabilty distribution of your rankings. That's great, and it fit's perfectly with Google Pagerank that is nothing else than a probability distribution of some random walkers in the web.


posted by gerald at 03:22 PM GMT

Replies: 26 Comments


Das stimmt allerdings, hoffentlich festigt sich die Lage bald wieder.

firestarter said at 07/27/2003 03:52 PM GMT


hi frank, so ist es - die Lage ist ernst aber nicht hoffnungslos ;-)

Gerald Steffens said at 08/01/2003 08:57 PM GMT


Hoffen wir es. Aber ich bin da zuversichtlich.

Gruss Frank

firestarter said at 08/02/2003 02:09 PM GMT


a new google wack is "melmo joal"

eh said at 08/06/2003 04:05 AM GMT


"melmo joal" is a google whack, but i meant wack in terms of crazy. And due to this posting "melmo joal" will no longer be a whack, that's wacky, isn't it ;-)

Gerald said at 08/06/2003 02:32 PM GMT


u guys r ll fuckin sad geeks

your all geeks said at 08/14/2003 05:48 AM GMT


Greetings to Perth from Germany. These little guys from australian schools are even more sad.

Gerald said at 08/14/2003 02:55 PM GMT


Leute, zum Glück ist alles wieder in Ordnung!

Joachim said at 09/16/2003 10:00 PM GMT


ja, bei google schon. bei deinem beitrag solltest du aber auch deutlich die qualitaet anheben, damit ich nicht auf die dumme idee komme er waere nur wegen des backlinks entstanden.
apropos backlinks, wenn ich deine linklisten und die linktrade dinger dahinter sehe, so gehen bei mir alle warnlampen an. das ist aber eine wackelige angelegenheit.

Gerald said at 09/17/2003 06:11 PM GMT


yes ! my first google wack today well here it is pictures of the rolling at wembley in 1990 good luck wacking evreyone !

wayne said at 09/22/2003 03:30 PM GMT


This site makes no sence at al you geeks

Ummmmmm said at 10/06/2003 06:57 AM GMT


fucked up google fuck up ... *rest of spam deleted*

no spam said at 11/03/2003 11:26 AM GMT


here is a google wack ? (a search string entered in google with only one search result):

./fractal.code.c

a google wack said at 11/17/2003 05:06 AM GMT


U r geeks wots the point oh i got 5 in a row my my get a life get a dog damn drink alchol

Geeks said at 12/23/2003 12:03 AM GMT


binky dibdib thats one ;]...stacey xx

stacey said at 12/23/2003 12:33 AM GMT


Skin Turdmeister....google wack

Gay Boy said at 12/23/2003 03:47 PM GMT


another is melmo kinsella

steve said at 12/28/2003 11:42 PM GMT


i got one 'pleb koalas' fukin brilliant!!

lee said at 12/30/2003 11:24 PM GMT


i got another 'melmo hippo' fukin 2 in a row!!

lee said at 12/30/2003 11:28 PM GMT


gogoth soccer, the cool 1!

Mike said at 01/01/2004 12:54 AM GMT


I actually google wacked with ONE word! and it was only like me 6th try! - hushabs

MY GOOGLE WACK said at 01/11/2004 01:59 AM GMT


hawakka egypt

this is one said at 01/13/2004 10:23 AM GMT


eldro pork hehe my frnds nik name is eldro, n he eats pork

this is one said at 01/13/2004 10:34 AM GMT


I got Staplers extroverts is that allowed?? with plurals?? please don't break my heart.

got one said at 01/13/2004 04:39 PM GMT


joggle hoggle is a google wack im amazing and im not a nerd a sad kunts

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pieman said at 01/15/2004 02:21 PM GMT


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